roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via pizza)

kirigirei:

i dont understand why people use gaylord as an insult maybe i want to be lord of the gays. bow down to me

(Source: swomperts, via underhemmings)

whorville:

[I THINK WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS BUT IM TOO SCARED TO TALK TO YOU]

(via pizza)

ryanroasts:

if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 

(Source: videogrrl, via ashtonhasmyheart)

alt-j:

dont u fucking talk shit about high school musical

(via pizza)

me: ok but like
me: *gestures wildly with hands and doesnt speak*
me: U KNOW?

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

(via underhemmings)

swarnpert:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

(via princess-jpeg)

mi0da:

donate 17k to me to start memecon, a con dedicated entirely to memes

(via pastel-peixes)

50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via ashtonhasmyheart)

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

(Source: cute-overload, via ashtoniriwns)